War Hero Bios

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Shaq - (Shaquille Raushan) is an ex-pizza delivery personnel who was tempted by the commander of blackout Digger to become a part of the black fuck squad. After accepting, Shaq became a medic. The toughest point of his life came when Appo the almighty had heart attack from Heart attack land. Shaq puts his hand on Appo’s chest and chanted, “Through the power of pizza and a large frozen coke from the recent maccas trip I revive you!!!!!”, Appo eats the large frozen coke and drinks the pizza. when he wakes up he yells "I strongly disagree with me being a poopie bum bum", Shaq screams back "Can you don't!" and then Digger comes out of nowhere and says, “cucking funt”. Shaq replies “ Shut the fuck”. And then Appo starts screaming and rolling on the ground with Shaq realising he gave Appo a wee wee head man. Shaq has da best life ever.